Monday, August 28, 2006

All girls should learn martial arts

If i have a daughter in the future, I definitely sign her up for some martial arts. Karate? Aikido? Judo? It will come in handy especially towards some not-so-friendly strangers. Of course, I have a reason for saying this. Let me recount what had happened today.

Took place in the mrt train bounds for Marina Bay station. It was not-so-crowded. Nevertheless several people had to stand. So I was standing and leaning against the plastic thingy that was near the right side of the door. An Indian guy was standing directly opposite me i.e. at the left side.

Minding my own business... looking out at the sceneries between yew tee and kranji

"Its nice" the Indian guy spoke.
I turned and stared. "Weird guy" talking to myself.
About to whirl away, " its nice" he repeated.
I gave a you-must-be nuts-to think-its-nice look and continued to mind my own business.
"Where you stay?" he asked.
Trying to be friendlier because my friends complained that I very ignorant or dao (proud) or cold.
"erm.. Ang mo kio" I lied, in case he harboured some evil intentions which he had as I later found out.

As the train approached Kranji mrt station, he positioned uncomfortably near me, about 10cm apart. Thinking he might not want to block the entrance for other commuters, I kept quiet. Well.. you see there was unusually large crowd of people swimming in such that the compartment was packed.

Suddenly, I felt a nudge on my elbow.
Its that guy. He was holding a peice of folded paper and pushing me to accept.
I gave an outright rejection by turning my back against him.

Then I felt someone touching my jacket which i was holding in my hand.
Almost by instinct, I clutched it tighter to myself and took a step foward.
Its that guy again. He was trying to slip the paper into my jacket and hoping to touch me at the same time. Fat chance. I am fast.
"so sorry" he apologised.
I am positively irritated, wanted to give him a stern warning. But I told myself to calm down because he MIGHT have lost his balance or something. Then he got more daring: blowing some air at my shoulder and around my neck. He purposely made it sounded and looked like he was blowing his nose. I knew better. The blowing had direction can.. Both times I endured. I am fuming!!! Never felt so violated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He must have realised that his provocations yielded no reaction, he gave up and got off at Admiralty.

I tell you.. he is so lucky to do it twice. I promised to nail him if he going to do it the third time. I already planned the moves I should execute given the small space: use my knee cap to kick his groin hard and punch his jaw. I will make sure it is his happiest moment to see the police AND the ambulance. ~ sirui, I am so sorry... no patient for you.

Anyway, God will not be happy either. That guy is so going to get it unless he repent.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoa, the air-blowing bit must've been really freaky O.o
And yes, I agree, he was very lucky he didn't do it a third time. Nice plan, though.

7:13 pm  
Blogger melon said...

Oh man, you should have done the groin-kicking thing quite some time ago lah. But I really wonder what is in that piece of paper. Hmm....

Dun need to trouble yourself lah, just need a low tolerance rate, scream for help can already, I think many people will help you bash the guy up.

9:13 pm  
Blogger shirlyn said...

it would be more satisfactory to kick him myself =p

9:19 pm  

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